Tuesday, 28 February 2012


LAOS - A country of highs and lows.

We started in Luang Prabang, an apparently beautiful town by the river that has been bestowed world heritage status. There’s not much too it, main things to see are: Pouhsi mountain (yes, all the tourists laugh, it is pronounced “pussy”), the Buddhist temple, former royal palace and night market.

Highlights were being there for a dragon boat racing and harvest festival and meeting a lovely British couple.

Lowlights included being floored for five days by food poisoning and doing a “homestay” which culminated in a panicked rabies run the hell out of the country.

Things had started off so well. We had signed up to do a “Biking, trekking, kayaking” combo in and out of the jungle, where we also planned to stay at an Elephant lodge and do a “Mahout Experience” by training and caring for elephants rehabilitated from the logging industry.

The biking was great, we then trekked for two days in the jungle to reach the conclusion that the jungle sucks – it’s full of spiders, snakes and many other things that want to harm you by bite, cut or poison. I agree with the environmentalists – put a massive rope around all the jungles of the world and stay the hell out of it.

We stayed in a village in the depths if the forestation that reminded me a lot of Zambian villages I had seen on my trip in Africa – kids in rags dodging toothless crones and rabid dogs – one of which nipped Lorna on the hand and broke the skin – cue frenzied calls to doctors and airlines. Rabies is not a “you get quite ill but then you’re fine” type of thing. If it develops it is 100% fatal. So we got the hell back to the airport and I was being whizzed around the town on the back of a scooter to buy airline tickets after we had been told to get the next flight to Bangkok for treatment.

We had planned to spend another two weeks in Laos to go the plain of jars, the tubing in Vang Vieng and the capital Vientiane but the dog bite put paid to that with zero refund for everything else we had booked. While we should have been sad in leaving Laos prematurely, in reality we were quite happy when we got to Bangkok and saw what a great city it was to visit.

Everybody is different and over time you gravitate to the things you enjoy more. While it’s important to sample as much of the variety of life as possible and we make every effort to do so, Team Flood has discovered that we have a better time in cities that have great histories and architecture to explore than squalid rural areas twinned with Zambia. As the French once said at the conclusion of their Indochina adventure – au revoire Laos!

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